The Penis Tier List!

By: BigFatCuck

Hello,

A few years ago, I had just started seeing this college girl (we'll call her Maddie) in a fwb situation, although it was definitely in the friends category more often than the benefits. She had one of those bodies that I would describe as super breedable, with tits to die for and an absolutely fantastic ass and pussy. If it was me making the tier list instead, her pussy would definitely be in the S-tier, a hot crotch that felt so amazing and velvety smooth when I was lucky enough to get inside her.

Maddie was also incredibly goofy and nerdy. She loved to hang out with her friend Riley, and they would make tier lists for everything you could think of. They got really silly with some of them and would get super in depth arguing why they put something on a specific tier. They had lists for everything from "Cutest Animal" to "Hottest Politician." And, as you already guessed, one of these lists was "Best Penis."

At first, I only heard her reference that particular tier list, and it immediately got me turned on that these two girls were rating which dick they wanted to worship all the time. Maddie refused to show me the dick ranking, telling me it would be mean to some of the guys. It turns out it was mainly to prevent a huge blow to my self esteem. The funny thing is, I was already into cuck stuff and small penis humiliation at the time, but I tend to wait for a long time before ever admitting that stuff to a girl. When I finally confessed those fetishes to her, she showed me that tier list immediately.

The girls had been very, very thorough when evaluating each penis they had been with, just like any other tier list. It wasn't just the length and girth or how it felt sucking or getting fucked, although those were very important. They rated things like cum amount, how viscous that jizz was, and how it tasted.

The size and aesthetics of balls were taken into consideration too; a big, full nutsack could push a dick into the next tier. They even took into account how comfy it was to rest up against those balls when watching a movie or snoozing. It obviously drove me crazy imagining them giving the royal treatment to these other guys while making those determinations.

I was the lone dick in the lower tier, and there was only one below me in the lowest tier. Apparently the guy in last was an old janitor from their dorm who otherwise would've ranked much higher, but his balls, dick and cum tasted absolutely awful. His thick loads were apparently so rancid that Maddie had to spit out his spunk when he came in her mouth. Sooo, lucky me for being ahead of that guy I guess.

As they went up the tier list, the dicks got bigger and better, and the tiers even had nicknames. "A" tier was "On call pussy," meaning that they always said yes for booty calls and "S" tier was "Breed Me," giving that creampie green light. The two dicks in "S" tier had gotten multiple threesomes with the girls even. I think it was just to tease me, but she labeled my tier "Pity Sex."

Having Maddie and Riley explain and debate the list was honestly one of the hottest cucky things I've ever had happen, and it definitely got me incredibly horny and frustrated to hear that there were legitimate privileges that came with being in a higher tier.

BigFatCuck

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